When I heard about the launch of Samarqand restaurant in London, it immediately went to the top of my to-eat list. It was described as being the first London outpost of a chain of Russian restaurants that serves food from Central Asia – more specifically, Uzbekhistan, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan and Tajiskistan, with influences from Russia and China. China? Yes, I suspected that the food from this region would be quite similar to the Chinese Muslim food I’d tasted in Beijing and I wanted more. A booking was duly made for two Sundays ago.
Despite arriving at the restaurant half an hour earlier than our 7pm booking, the place was already almost full with tall and slim and beautiful Russian/Central Asian young people. (Do they eat earlier over there? It wasn’t until 8 or 9pm when a few British clientele came in to eat.) Luckily our table was ready.
Things didn’t start well. A lovely warm nan bread came to our table with a yoghurt dip almost immediately but it was a good fifteen minutes before anybody bothered to come over to our table to take our order. Finally, one waitress from the other side of the room did come along. As Blai wanted a Coke, I asked for a small bottle of still water for myself. The waitress suggested that we order a large bottle as the price difference between the two were negligible as the water was brought over from Uzbekistan. Uzbek water, how thrilling! OK, large bottle it was.
This is what arrived.
If that water is from Uzbekistan, then I’m the Queen of England. Uzbek water FAIL.
Luckily, the service improved greatly after this with the appearance of a different waiter at our table and the food was all lovely.
We started by splitting the Grilled Choochwara Salad – Grilled meat dumplings with homemade soya dressing and mixed leaves (£6.95). Calling this a salad was a bit much though… it’s really a pile of tasty meaty dumplings with a few token leaves, not a bad thing in my books!
We also split our two main courses; family style eating seems to be encouraged at this restaurant with many tables choosing to eat like this. I’d heard good things about the Samarqand Plov – Traditional Central Asian Rice Dish cooked with succulent lamb, spices, onion and carrot served with Asian Tomato Salad (£11.50) – and so we absolutely had to order it (there was a similar dish at the Muslim Restaurant in Beijing but we didn’t try it then). I loved it (and it soon became a bit of an obsession for me) and read up more about when I got home – plov is the Russian word for pilaf and in Russian, they’re very fond of this dish, the national dish of Uzbekistan. The rice was cooked with onions and carrots and lamb and tasted of cumin and possibly a few other spices and was delicious. A few more pieces of lamb wouldn’t have gone amiss though.
That tomato salad on the side was quite refreshing with the rich rice.
The Besh Barmak – Handmade pasta sheets boiled in meat broth served with salt beef and black peppered shallots (£9.95) – also tempted us and that too was duly ordered. This dish was even more homely than I expected, being just a layer of pasta sheets topped with lots of boiled beef. Still, it was rather comforting in all its plainness.
There was nothing Central Asian about the desserts but as we felt like something sweet, we tried the Zebra Chocolate Cake (£5.90). It’s a bog standard store bought cake – nothing to write home about.
The food and the restaurant atmostphere are strangely at odds with each other. On one hand, you have a menu of extremely homey dishes, all presented in a very village-y manner. On the other hand, you have a very swish and modern room with equally polished customers. I guess they’re all looking for a taste of home while still feeling rather modern and hip – well, that’s the only explanation I can think of. I’m not much bothered by the surroundings but I did love the food! The service was generally charming, if a little confused at the beginning. There’s still a lot on the menu that I want to try.
Strangely, the prices on the menu in the restaurant are exactly a pound lower than those listed online.
Samarqand
18 Thayer Street
London W1U 3JY








Wed, 27 Oct, 2010 at 00:48
Ooh, so glad you blogged this – we’re booked for Sat night, but have read varied reviews! Having been to an Armenian restaurant in Beirut and falling in love with Manty (lamb dumplings in spiced yoghurt sauce) I was desperate to try them again, and Samarqand does its own version. Your plov sounds better than several reviews, so we’ll go for that too! (And maybe order a jug of iced tap water!!)
Wed, 27 Oct, 2010 at 00:54
sounds like they need to work out some things…
Wed, 27 Oct, 2010 at 08:21
I’m liking the Uzbek water! I’m not sure the leaves do anything for the dumplings though! All round, this looks like a very interesting restaurant. I would say I’d add it to my list but frankly, my list is out of control!
Wed, 27 Oct, 2010 at 13:18
That water is absolutely hilarious. Points for the most blatant and cheeky upsell in the history of all restaurants.
Thu, 28 Oct, 2010 at 09:16
Could be the Blenheim Palace water is actually better than Uzbek water? I wonder how many diners have taste buds so refined that they can tell Uzbek spring water from British anyway.
Me, I usually go for sparkling water in restaurants if I’m driving, otherwise water from ‘source robinet’ will do in this country.
Thu, 28 Oct, 2010 at 10:32
PS: My ‘water story’ is at http://travelrat.wordpress.com/2010/08/24/back-from-cairns/
Thu, 28 Oct, 2010 at 16:59
Sounds interesting,how strange to say the water was from Uzbek !
Thu, 28 Oct, 2010 at 21:37
That’Uzbek’water has brightened my day!
And why do so many eateries ruin a run of decent food by serving a rubbish list of pre-prepared desserts.
I love this blog by the way, really enjoyed reading about China.
Sun, 31 Oct, 2010 at 14:20
I read a pretty awful review of Samarquand a few weeks ago – glad to see it was better than that, but still, it isn’t too high on my list of priorities.
Mon, 1 Nov, 2010 at 15:15
Ann: Glad the Manty were nice at Samarqand but it’s such a shame the rice was greasy.
kat: Like knowledge of their waters!
Mr Noodles: I agree! So many places to eat but no time and even less money!
Helen: It was indeed cheeky! I’m upset I didn’t say anything to the waitress but she had managed to pull off a disappearing act…
travelrat: I probably can’t tell – I just wanted to see the exotic label!
Northern Snippet: Strange too that the water was the same price that most places charge so it wasn’t like they needed to justify the price…
butterytoast: Hi there! So glad you enjoyed them! I agree with you about the desserts – at most, serve a scoop or two of ice cream and leave it be!
Foodycat: I think I know the review of which you speak – in the Independent? I thought the review was quite unfair as it seemed to pick on Central Asian cuisine on the whole…
Wed, 3 Nov, 2010 at 13:53
The Uzbek water made me laugh out loud. Did you ask which part of Uzbekistan Blenheim palace is in, because we’ve got one in the UK and maybe they could do one of those twin town/palace schemes or something.
Friends have been and said it was very similar to the Uzbek restaurant we ate in in Russia. I keep meaning to go and you;re review has refired my interest.
Wed, 10 Nov, 2010 at 11:43
ginandcrumpets:
Hadn’t thought of that! That waitress seemed to be the only non-Uzbek/Central Asian person there. Apart from us, of course.
Sun, 6 Feb, 2011 at 17:43
Well the Central Asian cuisine is very different from Chinese. And there is less grease in rice than in Chinese rice that’s for sure. I cook all those dishes they serve in this restaurant, the only thing that is quite difficult to cook at home is Bread, cause you need to have TANDYR for that. I am thinking to open up Cafe and cook myself.